- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What rhymes with milk...milf

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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