A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Women's Rights

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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