Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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