Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Canada's army

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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