Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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