yo momma so fat that she's fat

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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women have rights

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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sweaty black guy

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How you know when dislextic

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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