what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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can you touch your toes? no

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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