What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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