How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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