- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Pickles are moist.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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