Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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