What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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feces

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Romney 2012

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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