yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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