rose are red violets should be purple

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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