A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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woman..parallel parking

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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what color is blue? green

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what happens during a climax apples

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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lol

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No.

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Anti Joke

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