Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Banana Hamock.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Refridgerator.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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