First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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