What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Shit!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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