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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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