I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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wenis

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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clamidia

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What's 6+2? 16

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Tommy got neutered.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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