What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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alex is cool

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joke

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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