slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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nipple

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Sam Hengal.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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