Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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i have 2 penises

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Anti Joke

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