Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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