- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

black people

boobs

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Your mom.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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