A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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