What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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stop it ryan vallee

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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