Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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no.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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