What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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wenis

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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clamidia

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Anti Joke

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