What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Do u take sugar?

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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