Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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