elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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