A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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You have cancer

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Paige

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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