Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

An Asian person drove home safely.

what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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