9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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