- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Your mother just died.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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