Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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AIDS

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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