What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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