Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A guy is playing cod

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boobs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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