An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Knock knock Come in

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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im telling maguire

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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