- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Women's rights

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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