-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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