why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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she wasn't 18

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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hi im paul!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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