FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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twilight

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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