how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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giddy goat

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Sarah Palin.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Pianca going ham

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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