11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Chikin nuggets

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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