Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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My children are mistakes

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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