Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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