When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Adele walks into the stables

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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