There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Women Voting

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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