Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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eat a hot dog

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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