Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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