I like poop in my butt

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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