Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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69

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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