some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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A blind man watches TV

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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