Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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this is not a joke.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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adam shagged katie lololol

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Anti Joke

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