Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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