What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Denard Robinson

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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whats 2+2? 1

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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