Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Women's rights.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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a

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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nothing

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Anti Joke

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