What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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The WNBA.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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