What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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my egg roll

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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