Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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oh hai

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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