I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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