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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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YOLO.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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The Economy

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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