What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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