why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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