What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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gay marriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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my mom raped yerr foot

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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