Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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4/20.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Yo Mamma

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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