- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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