what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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