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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Society.

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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