Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Hello

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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