Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Woman's rights.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A shark ate your mom

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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