there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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