Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Pickle

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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This is not a joke.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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8--------------------- penis

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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