Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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a ginger has a soul

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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