Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Mahmy

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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