Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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