An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Dear John,

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Anti Joke

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