I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Hello

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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