What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Dead babies.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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