Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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1+2 = 6

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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women's rights

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i like turtals and kids

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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