What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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