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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

potatoes

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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