I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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penis

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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This one sucks!

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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