A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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equality for women

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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The game!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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The white guy did it!

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Black people are innocent.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

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