I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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who else is on here?

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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