What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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