get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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