Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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