what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Laugh.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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what's black and can't swim?

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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