How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Buzi vagy!

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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are u black unlucky

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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no

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Nicholas Cage

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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