Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Avery has crabs.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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pubic lice.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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