Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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