How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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brett is a dick

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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i wish i was a tree !

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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womens rights

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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