Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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baloney sandwich

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