Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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