- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

drew edminstin is a rat

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Mexicans are like waffles

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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