A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Two farmers are standing in a field. One says: "It's a bit cold today, don't you think?" The other doesn't reply, because he is trying to work out how to tell the first farmer that his son has just been killed in a road accident.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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