What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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drew edminstin is a rat

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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