Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Anti Joke

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