one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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My parents died!

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Where else? The junk yard

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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