what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Your dads dead. lol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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