How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Ruller

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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