Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Nickelback

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Anti Joke

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