Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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